okay tbh the most exhausting thing about being a feminist is when one of your dude friends goes “are you a feminist?” for w/e reason and you’re like “yeh” & they take that as an invitation to debate you on every tired argument they’ve ever heard on 4chan
like please stop making my existence a debate, i’m just trying to eat this take-out and watch re-runs of project runway
it’s like looking at sunshine.
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cut me, do I not b l e e d, Sam?
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
don’t think about castiel living in the apartment below dean’s.
don’t think about cas lounging on the couch with the windows open and listening to dean play his guitar on the balcony every night.
don’t think about castiel memorizing the beat and lyrics to some of dean’s original music.
don’t think about cas obliviously humming one of dean’s songs while he’s folding his clothes in the laundry room.
don’t think about dean walking in while cas is drumming his hands against the dryer and shaking his butt.
don’t think about how red dean’s face would get when he realizes the song cas’ humming is one of his own.
definitely don’t think about dean inviting cas over for some take out and live music.
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